Disaster Movie
by James Harper
Ok first, let's put on some old clothes because this is going to be messy. First we use as our base a great big old helping of Cloverfield. Take big handfuls of Enchanted, Alvin and the Chipmunks and High School Musical, and set them side by side on top of the Cloverfield base, be careful, this is tricky, and it is easy to spill. You can spice the recipe it up with some Amy Winehouse if you wish, just a matter of personal taste. While waiting for the main meal you can use 10,000 BC as an appetizer for your guests while the main dish is finished being prepared (the total preparation time for this movie is in the neighborhood of two hours, not the usual two to three years as with most movies). Now to our scrumptious main dish add huge dashes of Juno, and throw in some crushed Superbad, cubed Iron Man, one small can of Speed Racer and two tablespoons of the Hulk. In a side dish put little slices of Twister, Sex in the City, Hancock and Kung Fu Panda, put into a blender, and then pour into the main dish. Now give it all a great big old happy stir, cover, and cook till done.
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